The Story
For anyone who takes their sweet time… and still ends up with melted ice cream. This funny Zeppelinmoon card features an illustrated tortoise wearing a funky party hat, paired with a relatable, sweary little poem about moving slowly, missing the moment, and still being weirdly pleased with your choices – perfect for birthdays, mates’ banter, or a just-because laugh.
Blank inside so you can add your own message (encouraging, sarcastic, or proudly chaotic), and it comes with a kraft envelope ready to post or pop on a gift.
● Funny rude humour greeting card with illustrated tortoise and poem
● Blank inside for your own message
● Size: 120mm x 170mm
● Includes kraft envelope
● Printed in the UK
Product Code - ZM127
Description
For anyone who takes their sweet time… and still ends up with melted ice cream. This funny Zeppelinmoon card features an illustrated tortoise wearing a funky party hat, paired with a relatable, sweary little poem about moving slowly, missing the moment, and still being weirdly pleased with your choices – perfect for birthdays, mates’ banter, or a just-because laugh.
Blank inside so you can add your own message (encouraging, sarcastic, or proudly chaotic), and it comes with a kraft envelope ready to post or pop on a gift.
● Funny rude humour greeting card with illustrated tortoise and poem
● Blank inside for your own message
● Size: 120mm x 170mm
● Includes kraft envelope
● Printed in the UK
Product Code - ZM127
