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$2.85The Story
For legal reasons, itâs a joke (probably). This bold black-and-white enamel pin features the instantly iconic phrase: Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense. Blocky, dramatic, and utterly unhinged, itâs a wearable moment of comedic overreaction.
Perfect for fans of absurd humour, chaotic neutral energy, or anyone whoâs been personally victimised by a toddler in public.
Stick it on your jacket, bag, or court-appointed therapistâs clipboard. Youâve earned it.
Dimensions - Height 2.28cm X Width 2.79cm
To keep your pin looking funky and fresh remove from clothes when washing. Clean with a soft dry cloth and store somewhere safe.
Description
For legal reasons, itâs a joke (probably). This bold black-and-white enamel pin features the instantly iconic phrase: Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense. Blocky, dramatic, and utterly unhinged, itâs a wearable moment of comedic overreaction.
Perfect for fans of absurd humour, chaotic neutral energy, or anyone whoâs been personally victimised by a toddler in public.
Stick it on your jacket, bag, or court-appointed therapistâs clipboard. Youâve earned it.
Dimensions - Height 2.28cm X Width 2.79cm
To keep your pin looking funky and fresh remove from clothes when washing. Clean with a soft dry cloth and store somewhere safe.












